FALLING FIVE ----YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

Daily circ at the Santa Barbara (Calif.) News-Press slipped 4.6% to 39,323. Sunday lost 5.4% to 40,801.

CALIFORNIA PROP 90 NO

NO Tom M. McClintock, California State Assembly-NO Wendy McCaw/Laura Schlessinger, NO SANTA BARBARA news-press/woman of the year-They protect their Mc Mansions and rape your community * PROP 90 NO! ****Robert Redford: "NO on California Proposition 90"
t r u t h o u t | Letter "We had no idea."

"You're going to hear that a lot if Proposition 90 passes next month. Millions of people are going to wake up the morning after Election Day and wish they'd read the fine print.

Please don't be one of them.

Prop 90 is the single most dangerous threat that has ever been leveled at our state's environment. As a native and long-time resident of California, I don't say that lightly." Robert Redford

WENDY McCAW/LAURA SCHLESSINGER SEX/DEATH

The rumors I've heard that Laura Schlessinger, THE VOICE for reclusive Wendy Mc Caw, is obsessed with sex and death are given more credibility in her Santa Barbara News-Press October 29, 2006 column. The once local column, in once local daily paper may have hit a new pathetic low. I haven't read them all, I can't say for certain this is the worst. Now that I'm wondering about recluse and death. WHY HIDE? Why no photo's of "proud mom's warrior"? Just curious as we were thinking we'd find a uniformed soldier. Only found a separated at birth parody. Who would have thought these physical characteristics would be as similar.

WENDY McCAW/LAURA SCHLESSINGER ONE VOICE

FOREVER bonded in math. Oprah and Gale King they are not, except as they rival the queens in rumorland. At least, deep in the heart of Lost Angels de Norte, once a laid back community named for Saint Barbara. Now playground for recluse, Wendy P. Mc Caw and her yatching scheme dreams of Hearst-like empires and Rosebud. The near mute almost billionaire forged a union to spike sales at the once glorious Santa Barbara News-Press. Who else could be THE VOICE of Wendy P. Mc Caw but claimed feminasta and evil twin of Camile A. Paglia, Laura C. Schlessinger? Rumor has it they all shared the same math tutor in school, none other than George W. Bush. Fast forward to 2006 and "military mom" wants her "warrior" to follow George to Armageddon. With the burdon of Mc Mansion wealth on her head she dances as fast as she can to spin her yawn as THE VOICE of Wendy Mc Caw. Save the napkins from the Christmas party, Wendy's next outing has historic significance.

elections, republicans, desperado rush limbaugh

"They appear to comprehend that Rush has quite a large audience and that his comments about Fox consciously exacerbating the shaking which stems from his Parkinson's disease were outrageous. And while Rush's knowledge of pharmacopia is no doubt exhaustive, they acknowledge that his logic — which runs something along the lines of "doesn't everyone start shaking when they stop taking the little pills" — doesn't seem to apply in the case of Fox and others who suffer from Parkinson's disease. Who knew?" FDL

WHAT HAPPENED?

mysteries and memories: Young Republican Kicks Female Protester

2004 There is "ABC news video of a young Republican supporter kicking a female protester inside Madison Square Garden as she was lying on the ground being held by three secret service agents. The protesters were arrested. The young Republican was not. A search is on for his identity. Have you seen him?" By Jeralyn. To this day there has been no ID. Why?

DEAR LEADER & MOTHER LAURA! as never before

KIM JUNG ILL and LAURA SCHLESSINGER.. DANCING WITH THE STARS plays second fiddle to this dynamo duo. Halloween can't get here soon enough! Mother Laura! action figure comes with extra month supply of PROZAC. It won't loose that smile no matter what!

SANTA BARBARA: WENDY MCCAW and LAURA SCHLESSINGER SHARE ANNIVERSARY!

"It was six years ago today (October 20) that Wendy McCaw officially assumed ownership of the Santa Barbara News-Press. She outbid Copley Press Inc., Howard Publications and Media News Group for the paper. The purchase price was rumored to be slightly north of $100 million." writes Craig Smith........ "It was only 8 years ago today that ClubLove.com posted DL's nasty icky hairy
nudie shots on their web site." reports Jim. Clave wrote "It was only 8 years ago today (October 19). My, how time flies when one is having fun!" Two ardent fans reminisce and reflect on the first porn site views of most underaged boys, Mother Laura's spread eagle is a classic. So much that she continues to lie on national TV. The appreciation Wendy must get from bringing these moments in pop history to her newspaper. It is to be their history! Forever....

"dr" laura schlessinger/kim jung ill

NEOCONNED "I brought my son up to be a warrior." "(GRAND)MOTHER LAURA!/DEAR LEADER"

click(GRAND)MOTHER LAURA! AKA "dr" laura schlessinger vs Canada

Approval at Record Low

U.S. Deaths Confirmed By The DoD: 2775
Reported U.S. Deaths Pending DoD Confirmation: 12
Total 2787
DoD Confirmation List
Latest Coalition Fatality: Oct 19, 2006

Burt Prelutsky/ Laura Schlessinger.. deals of a lifetime series and TOWSON U* click here

"dr" laura Schlessinger proclaims "I am a prophet" It must be true?

Update 9/7/08: Break a Leg, Dr. Laura by Burt Prelutsky has a new link. h e r e...
The old one is no longer available

"If you're going to criticize Dr. Laura, that's like criticizing God" said follower Judy Dunkle before a performance for the alleged one woman show. Towson University made an effort to state that the rental of the schools Stephen's Hall Theatre Friday, Oct. 13, 2006 was not university or student sponsored. The followers paid to see the show. The university was just making money and they support free speech for those who can rent the theatre and those on the outside. So these followers spend their cash and believe the one woman show routine? It could be worse. Like the followers would start to talk like cultists of a looney "prophet" or "god" and believe all the lies of a misguided performance.

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U.S. Deaths Confirmed 2755
Reported U.S. Deaths Pending 5
Total 2760
DoD Confirmation List
Latest Coalition Fatality: Oct 14, 2006

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"dr"laura.com on October 13, 14, 2006 CALL TO ACTION said "There are no calls to action at his time."

McMANSION SCOURGE..

Yankee Farm neighborhood was once more rural with nice homes. Now the devil has tempted the nuevo riche to excess and this is what happens. It takes alot of hired help to run these beasts. This one has 3.75 acres, a large guest apartment, guest pool/cabana adjacent to solarium, tennis courts, ample parking for the post midlife crisis and more. You could move your whole extended family in or a small town. 9 bedrooms, 9 baths. You can buy for only $7,350,000.00. Celebrity neighbors, too! I know it can look posh, but they do so many of these here that they look like ugly track housing to locals. TRASHY TACKY BOORISH BAD TASTE.....

FAKE "dr" laura

Concerned parents want to know about on-line predators of underaged children, but NOT the pretentious FAKE "dr" laura. People who care for children want to know students and children are safe. Today that includes the internet and what is going on in Congress. We checked www.drlaura.com to see her current spin. SHE SAYS THIS: "Reading and Righting. Dr. Laura reads numerous publications each day in preparation for her radio broadcast and her books. A few are: U.S. News and World Report; New York Times; Wall Street Journal; Time Magazine; National Geographic and the articles below. Keep informed with Dr. Laura. (These articles will change daily.)" LOOKING AT HER LIST ONE "BLAME DEMOCRAT" (NOT RELEVANT) ARTICLE WAS RECOMMENDED ON THIS CONCERN. DEMONSTRATING SHE IS ABOUT POLITICS NOT CHILDREN. HER PHONY "TEARS" WHEN SHE SPOKE OF CHILDREN ON LARRY KING LOOK EVEN MORE SHALLOW. I know she lies about most everything but who doesn't care for children? Pedofiles and their supporters and people just too narcissistic. I'm more convinced that her "tears" are part of her acting performance. She reaches back to her childhood obsession, poor, pitiful Laura Catherine, and the tears appear on cue. SHAME ON HER SPURIOUS NATURE FOR NEGLECTING TODAYS CHILDREN. LAURA CATHERINE YOU ARE A DISGRACE.

PINK * click * not real blonde

" The headline in the Los Angeles Times read “Mother of ‘Dr Laura’ Found Dead”. It was the week before Christmas in 2002. At first glance the story seemed unremarkable: a personal tragedy for the blonde, conservative radio host but not much else.

But the facts of the case got stranger as you read on. Yolanda Schlessinger, a 77-year-old Italian Catholic, had died in her apartment, where her body had remained undiscovered for about four months. No one had complained of an odour. Building managers had called the Beverly Hills police department only after noticing her uncollected mail and her unpaid maintenance fees. Detectives immediately treated the case as homicide." Times2 CLICK PINK for the rest of the story....

YOLANDA 1
YOLANDA 2
YOLANDA 3
"Lt. Gary Gilmond of the Beverly Hills Police Department said an autopsy disclosed the woman was murdered."

Dr. Laura's Mother Found Murdered

Radio Talkshow Host: We'd Been Estranged For Many Years
LOS ANGELES, Dec. 21, 2002

BLACK

"Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Dr. Laura's toilet tissue

In April, I was at a charity event hosted by Dr. Laura Schlessinger, who is a radio talk show guru. Her home was fabulous. But the thing I shall never forget is the guest bathroom. It had black toilet paper, to match the motif. I was too embarrassed to ask her where she bought the odd roll, but simply had to know, so I took the wrapper from a fresh roll in the closet. Now, my guests are able to enjoy the feel and thoughts one can only have with such a rare delight.

I must warn you...it isn't cheap." .... blogosphere "distant lovers"/SIMPLE LOVE
The first part of this post is from a blog, October 11, 2006, called SIMPLE LOVE from what I could tell, an older white male and young Filipino female. UPDATE: 10-12-06 Why make me curious? I was checking toilet tissue via "distant lovers"/SIMPLE LOVE when I saw they had removed the blog. Another coincidence? The same thing happened with "dr. laura" boat and others. (disappearing blog syndrome) Folks, these are public blogs. I was going to check out more about toilet tissue, but not to blog. Why remove this blog? Now that makes me wonder. I won't mention actual names, and I must rely alot on memory. This old bloke ("distant lovers"/SIMPLE LOVE) says he attended (April 2006) a charity event at the Schlessinger/Lew Bishop estate in the lap of great luxury and wealth. Old bloke is some kind of nut, literally, we'll call him Almond, make that Peanut. He was bedazzled with the bathroom and matching EXPENSIVE toilet tissue. So much that he went into closet and took wrapper from fresh roll. (To me going into "dr" laura's closet and removing wrapper at charity event is invasive, what's wrong with admiring and asking? Men ask women these things. Maybe men don't ask other men?)...... OK, so who is this and what charity? What I found was a link to ordering young Filipino brides. And Peanuts comments about why would anyone want a fat white female when they could have the luscious young... he was more descriptive... infact, this maybe where a link took you to the order your desire site, no "fat white" ones. I'm only guessing they are legal by the time they get here, he did have one post on virgins. Other posts he made were of a "business" and "political" nature that he admired. Some of it was a little wierd, I was reading this late at night, I need to get up at 5:00 am, I'd check it later. He also wrote about religion and his childhood. He was half Morman, his family hadn't practiced any religion and then they did. It went on and on. I thought he was talking about a long time wife? It didn't fit with Filipino "distant love" posts, I was just too tired. I didn't think much more today, except the black toilet tissue price, until I noticed the blog was removed. Since other "dr" blogs go missing, that flag goes up. How well does this Peanut know Lew Bishop and his wife? A coincidence that a potential pedofile is invading "dr" laura's expensive black bath closet? At the same time "dr" is claiming to care so much for children, we are having a national crisis, and with her soapbox she is most neglectful to talk and effect vital child safety. WHAT IS GOING ON? "dr"laura.com on October 12, 2006 CALL TO ACTION said "There are no calls to action at his time."


arthritis sufferers Aug 28, 2006

one of six boats

overnights with trainer were all the buzz. "Hard to believe, but apparently Schesinger has become a fellow yacht racer. She is a full on newbie to sailing and now owns 5 boats already in just 6 months, a Harbor 20, J-80, J-109 and 2 powerboats...Grady Whites. She is sailing 3-5 days a week with Ken Kieding in Santa Barbara as her paid coach, and she recently finished second in a women's regatta. Some are saying that she could be the next money player in the sport. Hope she's more fun on the boat than she is on the radio." 06/23/2003 Sailing Anarchy

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL CONGRESS

"The children, their parents, the public, and our colleagues deserve answers and those who covered up Mark Foley's behavior must be held accountable."


Rep. Thomas Reynolds, R-N.Y., the House GOP campaign chief is on the campaign trail with Laura Bush. She would know about the cover ups. Why is she with Rep. Reynolds, who says he alerted Hastert to concerns about Foley last spring? He didn't report to Ethics Committee, he's part of the problem. If half the country has some idea of the situation, why doesn't Laura keep in touch with parents? The aide to Reynolds, Kirk Fordham, said he had "more than one conversation with senior staff at the highest level of the House of Representatives asking them to intervene" SEVERAL YEARS AGO. When this gets out Reynolds will be as quilty as Hastert, I question Laura Bush's judgement. She wants us to believe she protects minors? It's a big disappointment she's just another partisan politian. If it is a cover up at the highest level of Congress, it's a cover up at highest level of Executive, but they'll get away with murder.

Speaker Dennis Hastert & Matt Drudge

MATT DRUDGE SAYS: "And if anything, these kids are less innocent — these 16 and 17 year-old beasts…and I've seen what they're doing on YouTube and I've seen what they're doing all over the internet — oh yeah — you just have to tune into any part of their pop culture. You're not going to tell me these are innocent babies. Have you read the transcripts that ABC posted going into the weekend of these instant messages, back and forth? The kids are egging the Congressman on! The kids are trying to get this out of him. We haven't got the whole story on this." WHO IS THE VICTIM?
THESE ARE MORE WORDS FROM DRUDGE: "You could say "well Drudge, it's abuse of power, a congressman abusing these impressionable, young 17 year-old beasts, talking about their sex lives with a grown man, on the internet." Because you have to remember, those of us who have seen some of the transcripts of these nasty instant messages. This was two ways, ladies and gentlemen. These kids were playing Foley for everything he was worth. Oh yeah. Oh, I haven't…they were talking about how many times they'd masturbated, how many times they'd done it with their girlfriends this weekend…all these things and these "innocent children." And this "poor" congressman sitting there typing, "oh am I going to get any," you know?" DRUDGE DOES SEEM TO KNOW.. WOULD YOU TRUST THESE MEN WITH YOUR CHILDREN?

Coach Hastert

Iraq War
21 GIs killed since Saturday
Campaign Against Sadr City Looms
ASK: John Boehner, John McCain, Jason Jacques, Rush Limbaugh, Laura Schlessinger, Gayle King, House Speaker Dennis Hastert, Lewis G Bishop, Catherine Zeta Jones, Santa Barbara News-Press, Calixe, Tony Snow , Rosie O'Donnell, Baron Arthur von Wiesenberger, Wendy McCaw, King George, Dominican Republic, MICK JAGGER, Paris Hilton, Craig McCaw, Eduardo Brittingham, Alec Baldwin, , Vanity Fair, and Albert Pirro.

"dr" laura is not nice to men

FROM 9-29-06 CNN, LARRY KING: "SCHLESSINGER: Well, I have a good example here. I have thousands of examples I can give to people who write me.

KING: We're going to get to that. OK, we'll do that.

SCHLESSINGER: And the people I counseled.

KING: Our guest is -- we're having a lot of fun."

Ambassador Susan Leigh Rasinski McCaw

the democrat did IT!

Can Rush fill the void if anymore moralists fall from grace? Who is worthy to carry the torch for conservative family values?
***** Laura Schlessinger vs Lafayette Fant, Mark Foley, Capitol Hill, House Speaker Dennis Hastert, Deryk Blasberg, R-Ill, R-Ohio, Jason Jacques, Tony Fabrizio, Rush-Viagra-Limbaugh, Calixe, Suri, Santa Barbara News-Press. , Tony Snow , Rosie O'Donnell, Catherine Zeta Jones, goat cheese, Bishop Lewis G, Baroness Wendy McCaw, King George, Craig McCaw, Dominican Republic, Paris Hilton, Majority Leader John Boehner, John McCain, Eduardo Brittingham, Alec Baldwin, Tom Cruise, Laura Wells, James Lonsdale-Hands, Vanity Fair, Albert Pirro, and Nipper's Tinkerbell.

LAURA SCHLESSINGER "I'm saying..."

TRANSCRIPT FROM CNN, LARRY KING FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 29, 2006: KING: Hi.

CALLER: I -- I have a question.

I just wanted to know, Dr. Laura, what example are you giving young girls by saying they should not work, they should stay at home with their kids, so they're supposed to just depend on the man to do everything? And, then if he leaves her, she will be stuck with nothing.

SCHLESSINGER: OK. That's the feminist mantra: You have to be prepared, because men are pigs, and they will use you and dump you.

KING: She said what if he leaves you? Didn't say pigs.

SCHLESSINGER: No, no, no. I'm saying...

KING: He leaved her -- he left her.

SCHLESSINGER: Those words came out of my mouth.

KING: Didn't have to be a pig.

OK.

SCHLESSINGER: Those words came out of my mouth. That's the feminist mantra. Be paranoid. Make sure...

KING: Be independent.

SCHLESSINGER: Nobody's independent. We need to depend on each other. KING: OK. Go ahead.

SCHLESSINGER: We love each other. We rely on each other. We are -- we are perfected by our intimate relationships.

KING: The question was what does she do when the man leaves? She's got two kids.

SCHLESSINGER: No. No way. That was not the question.

UPDATE: 4/15/07 Phyllis Schlessinger teach, preach, nag the same old, same old

"Laura makes sex sound like the unsexiest thing
around, like another chore to be checked off the list. "Laundry? Check. Clean
the cat box? Check. Have sex with the hubby? Check."

If women have to be their husbands' girlfriends, then men should be their
wives' boyfriends. I'm hardly a rose petals on the bed kind of girl, but
courting goes a long way. And as horny as I can be (sorry, TMI), I'm not going
to be in a lusty mood if the guy stinks, has bad manners, or treats me like a
disposable sex toy. I hate how in Dr. Laura's world, women have to give 110%,
and always with a grateful smile on their face, yet men have to give a mere 15%
and that's acceptable." golightlygrrl

WHERE'S WENDY? UPDATE

Dallas Morning News reports: "10:53 AM CDT on Sunday, October 1, 2006

Last week, megawealthy Californian Wendy McCaw had more pressing business than putting down the staff insurrection at her Santa Barbara News-Press.

She pulled her 193-foot helicopter-equipped yacht, Calixe, into harbor at St. Tropez in the south of France to attend the wedding of native Dallasite Karen Farquharson to British-born Dallas businessman Horatio Lonsdale-Hands.

Horatio's elder brother, Richard Lonsdale-Hands, owns a beachfront estate there (next door to King Carl XVI Gustaf and Queen Silvia of Sweden), where the rehearsal dinner was held.

The next afternoon, Dallas businessman Eduardo Brittingham and Ms. McCaw's fiancé, Baron Arthur von Wiesenberger, served as co-best men at a waterfront ceremony at the Millesim Beach Club.

The wedding party also included Horatio's daughter, Tiffany Lonsdale-Hands, and Horatio's Dallas-based younger brother, James Lonsdale-Hands.

The bride's parents, JoJean and Dale Farquharson, made the trip from Dallas, as did Sambuca's jet-setting co-owner Holly Forsythe and Highland Park movers Cornelia and Ralph Heins.

While the Veuve Clicquot flowed at the post-nuptial reception, a 15-minute fireworks display lit up the skies over the French Riviera." . ......................................................................................Writing for the Santa Barbara News-Press, not in attendence, Laura Schlessinger vrs Gayle King, Martin Short, Jude Law, Oprah, Mark Foley, Karl-call me what you like but I was never middle class-Lagerfeld, Evita Peron, Alberto Gonzales, Arianna Huffington, Lorelei, Craig McCaw, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Nipper's friend, Tinkerbell.

SCHLESSINGER: "You know, you wonder why people can't ask a question politely"

.. click title to see one of the several "nothing for money, zero." boats .. "KING: OK, we have an e-mail from Betty in Bremerton, Washington: "I'm also a therapist. I would like to know if you are truly this strident and opinionated with clients, or this is simply an act, a form of entertainment that has been profitable for you."

SCHLESSINGER: You know, you wonder why people can't ask a question politely.

I do nothing for showbiz. I do nothing for money, zero. If I were, God, I would be selling foodstuffs and exercise things, you know?

(CROSSTALK)

KING: What do you mean you do nothing for money?" .. POSSIBLY THIS WAS THE WORST INTERVIEW IN BROADCAST HISTORY ..
( VRS LARRY KING, GAYLE KING, DR LEWIS G BISHOP, WENDY McCAW, OPRAH, Truman Capote, Nicole Kidman, Peter O’Toole, Little Children, Brad Pitt, Pedro Almodóvar,Telluride, Sharon Stone, Demi Moore, The Love Boat, John Lennon, Diane Arbus, Santa Barbara Harbor, CA to name a few....)