Poor, poor pitiful Wendy McCaw

Mama never told her... "With friends like these, you won't need enemies."
Nipper Wiesenberger, Scott Steepleton, Travis Armstrong, Laura Schlessinger and Barracuda Cappello

For Wendy, behind every computer is a threat. She spies and violates the rights of others. Her self declared war at the Santa Barbara News-Press is a cash cow for greedy lawyers and they're just getting started.

MONEY! SEX! MONEY! SEX!
NEVERENDING

Laura Schlessinger tells Wendy what she thinks of shack ups:
"YOU SLUT!"
Wimpy Wendy and Nasty Nipper take the abuse and ask for more.

Summerland Authors Pen New Book,
Rob Lowe's Quirk Tale

Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Up in Smoke by Barney: “At the Ralphs grocery store in the Magnolia Center off of Hollister Ave., two UCSB students were offering free copies of the News-Press to any shopper entering or exiting, DH reports. Although there were no takers while I was there, I imagine a few needed some paper to start their fireplace fires this wet weekend. Do you suppose these are included in the NP’s circulation numbers? When I replied, ‘Anything but the NP’ one student offered to tear the front page off and give me the rest of the paper. I declined.”

Thanks DH, but I don’t think it’s good to burn newspapers in a fireplace. Besides, shouldn’t they be recycled?

At One Paper,
All Tension Is Local

Hagfish corporate, commercial sell out, complete

Now that the freaky accidental porn star, Laura Schlessinger (NOT MD Dr.!) , lives in Santa Barbara, California the city may soon get one of her billboards? That is porn, she is porn, just because she puts clothes over skin doesn't make it any prettier. She's a total sell out.

Her writings for Wendy McCaw's Santa Barbara News-Press are pathetic and cowardly. I admit I haven't read this Sunday column. Her previous attempts at acting "local", since returning from her strange disappearance, is a dismal failure. The unprofessional Ampersand management doesn't notify the public when their regular writers go missing. They don't answer questions. Even the current FBI probe may dead end because the newspaper gang appear to all be gifted pathological liars and cons, adept at exploitation and graft.
A friend found the billboard photos on the internet. They are not easy to view. We've been sheltered from such flagrant dreck. I didn't even expect a quack to be that low life. OMG, the god of money destroyed another soul completely. No wonder she is complicit in Ampersand's infractions.


I pity the poor suckers who pay money for this ugly eye debri and support the massive CEO salaries. You're destroying your children's landscape.
$ell $ell $ell


To put this in perspective, the following images once looked like trash and the ones like.. (BIG WARNING) .. here, worse.


NOW after viewing the crass commercial sell out in these billboards


the Schlessinger family porn looks better, the new star has potential. Even Laura is alright with it now and said it's "cute". $ell $ell $ell


*The billboards are from thehipgoddess in Maryland. The starbucks cup from shawnblog.

The hilarity of Laura

In full disclosure I didn't read Laura Schlessinger's Santa Barbara News-Press today. Everyone one at the News-Press is in crime fighting mode since the paper was attacked by 15,000 local, state and federal illegal child porn images. No one cares for children like Laura does it. Certainly she will spew forth her vast wisdoms on the current crimes at the News-Press. More so, on her greatest concern, children. To think she took time away from her causes to do a drive downtown and notice what's going on! (It's maybe 5 minutes from her estate. How long has she lived here?)

The following comment from Blogabarbara was a hilarious take on a tragically clueless carpetbagger.

" Anonymous said...

But WAIT !!! While all this was going on, ace-local-columnist Dr. Laura was out scooping everyone...

DL, according to her column today, actually DROVE the LENGTH of STATE STREET (really mixing with the people!) and she discovered something no one else has noticed: there are EMPTY storefronts, lots of them!!! And then she shrewdly concluded that the empty store fronts must have something to do with the economy (we are lucky to have someone writing who can connect the dots instead of that silly old Biased Barney guy.) So then DL did some real investigative work and asked around "as to what is going on" "(good idea, DL!) and she was told that the "leasing entity" (apparently all storefronts on State Street are owned by the "leasing entity" - a fact we had been ignorant of previously) was raising the rents too high for our little mom and pop stores to afford!!! Ye Gads and little fishes: who knew???

The result is that local stores might soon be replaced by "chains and such"... you know, things like Starbucks, or Pier One, or World Marketplace or Barnes and Noble, or Borders, or such like... stores that would spoil the current "quaintness" of downtown. And DL then warns us that exactly such a trend just ruined Lake Arrowhead! She then concludes that the City Council should start to think about this disturbing trend.

Isn't it great to have such an insightful city watchdog-journalist at work in our community. Too bad about Lake Arrowhead, though."

Schlessinger is the same politico, disguised as a radio moralist, who wants to rework the draft and put guns in schools. Is there anything she can't fix in 30 seconds?

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