Poor, poor pitiful Wendy McCaw

Mama never told her... "With friends like these, you won't need enemies."
Nipper Wiesenberger, Scott Steepleton, Travis Armstrong, Laura Schlessinger and Barracuda Cappello

For Wendy, behind every computer is a threat. She spies and violates the rights of others. Her self declared war at the Santa Barbara News-Press is a cash cow for greedy lawyers and they're just getting started.

MONEY! SEX! MONEY! SEX!
NEVERENDING

Laura Schlessinger tells Wendy what she thinks of shack ups:
"YOU SLUT!"
Wimpy Wendy and Nasty Nipper take the abuse and ask for more.

Summerland Authors Pen New Book,
Rob Lowe's Quirk Tale

Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Up in Smoke by Barney: “At the Ralphs grocery store in the Magnolia Center off of Hollister Ave., two UCSB students were offering free copies of the News-Press to any shopper entering or exiting, DH reports. Although there were no takers while I was there, I imagine a few needed some paper to start their fireplace fires this wet weekend. Do you suppose these are included in the NP’s circulation numbers? When I replied, ‘Anything but the NP’ one student offered to tear the front page off and give me the rest of the paper. I declined.”

Thanks DH, but I don’t think it’s good to burn newspapers in a fireplace. Besides, shouldn’t they be recycled?

At One Paper,
All Tension Is Local