Redux Saturday, October 28, 2006 FOREVER bonded in math. Oprah and Gale King they are not, except as they rival the queens in rumorland. At least, deep in the heart of Lost Angels de Norte, once a laid back community named for Saint Barbara. Now playground for recluse, Wendy P. Mc Caw and her yatching scheme dreams of Hearst-like empires and Rosebud. The near mute almost billionaire forged a union to spike sales at the once glorious Santa Barbara News-Press. Who else could be THE VOICE of Wendy P. Mc Caw but claimed feminasta and evil twin of Camile A. Paglia, Laura C. Schlessinger? Rumor has it they all shared the same math tutor in school, none other than George W. Bush. Fast forward to 2006 and "military mom" wants her "warrior" to follow George to Armageddon. With the burdon of Mc Mansion wealth on her head she dances as fast as she can to spin her yawn as THE VOICE of Wendy Mc Caw. Save the napkins from the Christmas party, Wendy's next outing has historic significance.
posted by lolita @ 28.10.06
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